How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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