WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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