Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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