So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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