franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
