I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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