Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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