Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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