he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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