i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
