With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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