idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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