dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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