So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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