eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
