im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize