3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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