Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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