haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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