Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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