I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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