So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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