I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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