this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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