You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
How's work?
Spinning.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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