Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

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(214): View more from Texas

ok, stay where you are, be there soon

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(512): View more from Texas

He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.

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(248): View more from Michigan

thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.

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(801): View more from Utah

the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.

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