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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.

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• (760): View more from California

  He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.

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