Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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