id be glad to
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole