Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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