The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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