hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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