Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize