you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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