you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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