i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it glows. i had to have it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.