Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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