I love black thongs
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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