only if we run a train.
done.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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