I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
As shirtless as possible
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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