youre lurking in front of me
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
that is very illegal...i love you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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