How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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