the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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