He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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