your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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