This girl is more easily done than said...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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