my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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