So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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