I'm lost and stupid without you.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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