we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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