i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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