I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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