You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
