i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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