Betty ford says i'm here all night
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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