You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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