Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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