We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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