As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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