Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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