she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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