It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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